Now, I'm not saying my salary pays all the bills or anything. I mean, I'm not a fucking Republican, for Christssake! I work for a non-profit, like a human, with a soul. But I still have to bring home SOME bacon to keep this show on the road, ya know what I mean?
Soooooo, hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go, Monday through Friday, and I'm lucky that I have an awesome job at Consumer Reports. Here's what I did there all week while you assholes were eating bon bons, watching soap operas, and reading my awesome blog:
That's right. I'm an internet star (right alongside T-Dawg). And I didn't even have to take my clothes off. For this one. I kid. Not really. Then I spent some time up at our Auto Test Center and this happened:
Is that shit fucked up or what?!?! $100,000+ for car that barely makes it off the test track before it croaks? Of course we had to make a video about it. Good times! Never a dull moment at the old 9 to 5! I need a drink. Or ten. TGImotherfuckingF. Have a kick-ass weekend!